Mid-October Saturdays Are Meant for Arby’s Venison and Basketball

About a month ago when a source within the fast food industry alerted me that Arby's, America's second largest sandwich restaurant chain (!), would be selling venison for one day only across the country, I had two immediate reactions: Quickly confirm that my definition of “venison” was, in fact, what I thought it was. Construct [...]

By | 2017-10-23T13:15:09+00:00 October 23rd, 2017|Food|

Introducing My Pan to Smoked Salmon Bacon

One morning not too long ago I was in my local Trader Joe's (it's the one with the small parking lot that's a chaotic kill-or-be-killed mess) loading up on food to bring into my office. I was browsing pre-packaged salads because salads are healthy, and eating healthy is a religion, and I treat my body [...]

By | 2017-09-28T12:13:38+00:00 September 27th, 2017|Food|

‘Glen and the Magic Taco’ Is Finally Here

Like many others who have enjoyed a meal at Taco Bell, I was deeply moved when they announced the imminent release of "Glen and the Magic Taco", their first-ever animated digital short. This was easily the biggest entertainment bombshell to drop in 2017, and I couldn't help but feel some sort of mythical ownership of [...]

By | 2017-09-26T08:05:40+00:00 September 26th, 2017|Food|